一，夏天的风我永远记得，清清楚楚地说我秃了
The summer wind I will always remember, clearly said that I am bald
二，女孩子的卧室真神奇，除了头上哪里都是头发
The girl's bedroom is amazing, except for the hair on her head
三，别人失眠时数羊，我不一样，我数头发，今晚的头发比昨天少了345根
I count sheep when others are insomnia. I am different. I count my hair. Tonight's hair is 345 less than yesterday
四，谁说我不爱运动的，我的头发无时无刻不在做自由落体运动
Who says I don't love sports? My hair is in free fall all the time
五，因为头发稀疏，所以我的每根头发都有自己的名字
Because my hair is thin, every hair has its own name
六，发量和发际线是我一生的污点
Hair volume and hairline are a stain on my life
七，我的发际线使我深刻理解到什么叫做退一步海阔天空
My hairline gave me a deep understanding of what it means to take a step back.
八，想问贞子姐姐要点头发
I want to ask sister Zhenzi for some hair
九，别人都有甜甜的恋爱而我只有秃秃的脑袋
Everyone else has a sweet relationship and I only have a bald head
十，我的头发跟机关枪一样 突突突的
My hair popped like a machine gun
十一，我头没笑秃皮怎么办呢？
What if my head isn't smiling and I'm bald?
十二，我的头发发育不良了
My hair is stunted
十三，啥时候能把头发整得跟腿毛一样多呢
When are you going to get your hair done like your legs
十四，熬夜真贵
It's really expensive to stay up late
十五，头发提前进入更年期
Hair goes into menopause early
十六，不乖的头发，不配呆在头上
Bad hair. It doesn't deserve to be on your head
